Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Hypothetical Questions

How old am I really if I watch PBS News Hour followed by Antiques Roadshow?

If I am a self-proclaimed hater of country music and then buy tickets to see Garth Brooks in concert, does that make me a hypocrite?

What if I hope Bernie Sanders wins the 2016 Democratic nomination so I don't have to choose between Hilary and whatever bottom-dwelling troll the Republican party nominates? Take your pick...

If I cut off all my hair and neglect to post a photo of it on social media, did it really happen? Checks mirror... Yes, it did. 

Why are so many of my Facebook friends organizing parties and boutiques to sell me stuff? I feel rude declining so many event/group invitations. Then again...

If I'm interested in someone older than I am, how old is too old? Considering I watch PBS News Hour and Antiques Roadshow?? 

How often should I visit my dentist? Is every 6 years often enough?

Does having an opinion about something make me an expert? If so, my Facebook feed is full of experts. Time to deactivate Facebook? 

And lastly...

If my sister wore my shirt to her photo-op with Chris Evans at ComicCon, isn't it kinda like I'm in the picture too? And if his hand is totally touching my shirt, isn't he basically touching me?